Tuesday, April 12, 2016

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  1. You make avocado toast on the reg.
  2. You go to brunch to get avocado toast.
  3. And mimosas. Endless mimosas.
  4. Before you eat your avocado toast you take instas of your avocado toast and mimosas.
  5. Stopped at Starbucks for a Frappachino? Immediately instagrams, snapchats, and tweets about it.
  6. After posting your Instagram you stare at your phone until you get to a certain amount of likes (likes are important). 
  7. You don't have something to Instagram today?! Inspirational quote it is.
  8. Or a picture of a sunset from a vacation that you went on a year ago (who doesn't like a good sunset?).
  9. When you wake up and the first thing you do is check social media. I mean 8 hours is a long time to be away πŸ˜‰
  10. You say things like "on the reg" πŸ˜œ
  11. You judge people based on their eyebrows (EYEBROWS ON FLEEK)
  12. Yours SnapChat story is alllllllll selfies. with a random Starbucks coffee thrown in 😁.
  13. How should you wear your hair today? Messy bun. Everyday.
  14. Wanna wear your hair down today?  it will be in a messy bun by midday.
  15. You've done a juice cleanse.
  16. You let Twitter know how you feel about the juice cleanse about every minute for the three days.
  17. You wear Bean Boots and leggings even when its not snowing (bean boots are the new Uggs DUH.)
  18. You plan your day based on what your Horoscope says will happen.
  19. Dress head to toe in workout gear everyday. Haven't been to the gym in a month
  20. Oh is Spring here? Time to break out the flower crowns to make your social media followers think you're at Coachella πŸ˜‰
  21. You aspire to be #sotumblr (but really who doesn't?)
I hope you liked this little list post! This is totally a joke, and I definitely do 100% of these things 😁

are there any things you think I should have put on the list? let me know in the comments!

See you soon! 
x Emily

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  1. oh my god, I laughed so hard at this! Haha! I love your sense of humor & writing. Your insta is pretty, too!



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